February 2011
January 2011
“The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a...”
– Eminem
“A Filipino may denationalize himself but not his stomach. He may travel over the...”
– From the essay: Where Is The Patis? by Carmen Guerrero Nakpil (via cold-nostalgia)
Philippine Folklore Creatures →
pinoytumblr:
MANANANGGAL. Literally means “one that removes”. This creature is usually an attractive woman by day. At night, especially when there is a full moon, her upper body detaches from her lower body; it utters a special demonic prayer and applies some kind of oil on all of its body parts before the ‘detachment’. Bat-like wings sprout out from its back, and it uses its long tongue...
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Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
GOOD NIGHT! O:
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Exams? (sigh) D:
Review. Review. Review.
Chillin by myself at home (Supernatural edition)
theromance:
Then I hear some strange ass noise
but you know, I figure it ain’t nothin
But then I hear that sh*t again
so then I get up like this
and then I realize I’m just hallucinating so
I’m good, I’m good, back to chilln
Your parents' expectations of school
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
Alarm Pillow
loveninafaye:
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
OMG!!!!! I NEED THIS. o__o
ohh, and a question, can we wash this?
5 Year Old Children
cantbeatmycurlylips:
evilfairytale:
imcomia:
fakeblood:
Expectation:
Reality:
FUCK.
That awkward moment when you can't find your...
the-best-day:
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
itslisamane:
The Smoker and the Gentleman
yourboytoi:
A smoker was smoking at the airport.
The gentleman came and asked him: “How much do you smoke a day?”
The Smoker: “Why?”
Gentleman: “If you had collected the money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!”
The Smoker: “Do you smoke?”
Gentleman: “NO!”
The Smoker: “Is that plane yours?”
Gentleman: “No.”
The Smoker: “Thanks for your advice,...
ah this boy..
steambunsforsale:
this 5 year old boy.
sure knows how to pull an aegyo
with a troll face.
Reblog this if someone has already pissed you off...
superandyy:
bo beep bo beep bo beep ahh~
follow me follow me~
I’m so sorry you look amazing~
but you know he’s old. so he gets tired.
not to mention shoulder pains.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN'T PRONOUNCE...
we love you andrew ♥